Monday, February 27, 2006

Breast Cancer Lady

Ok, if you haven't figured out how politically incorrect I am by now, you are about to get a rude awakening.  Who is this stupid breast cancer lady anyway?  Why is she stopping in on my computer daily?  Does she ever sleep?  Get tired?  Have a bowel movement????

I refuse to believe that I am contributing to the rampant spread of breast cancer by not forwarding her on.  I don't know if you know the email to which I am referring, but the subject line is usually something like "Now she's in Toledo, keep her going...."  Well, hell, let her ass stay in Toledo and quit mucking up my computer with her!!

Breast cancer existed before computers.  Who walked around the world before the internet?  Was that one of Carmen San Diego's sidelines??  "In between episodes of her popular children's show, Carmen can be found traisping the world to end breast cancer....she's in Lima right now, keep her going!!" 

I have enough to worry about right now, what with the Arabs wanting to control our ports, mudslides, tsunamis, and my own personal religious war (fatwah on FR anyone???)  The last thing I need is to be guilted into forwarding the breast cancer lady to Evansville so that she can keep on tromping for a cure.  Can I just make a donation to the cancer society and leave it at that???

Posted by Jennifer at 20:52:48 | Permanent Link | Comments (6) |
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1 - I so agree! Did you get dryer lint catcher thing today...again!!!!! Please stop!!! have mercy on us--my computer is slow enough! I don't even look at that stuff anymore, ! hit delete if it even sounds like something remotely "helpful and informational". I've lost track of how many times i've gottne the breast cancer lasy, the clean your lint trap one, or even the ever popular free "Applebees (did you catch that grammatical error, J?) gift card".
Love ya!!

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Written by: Kathleen at 2006/02/27 - 22:22:27
2 - Gosh--don't crucify me for all those spelling errors, please, I am not feeling well today! (Comment this)

Written by: Kathleen at 2006/02/27 - 22:23:45
3 - Hey Jennifer, I think you are actually on a jihad. I am going to start referring to you as Jihad Jennifer. (Comment this)

Written by: Nancy at 2006/02/27 - 22:42:52
4 - She's Forrest Gump walking from coast to coast repeatedly. Eventualy she'll stop and say she's tired and everyone will wonder what the hell the trip was all about.
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Written by: Gina at 2006/02/28 - 15:31:54
5 - I am thanking my maker right now that I have never seen that email. And please do not think it would be funny to send it to me! Personally, I am sick of the one that warns of dire consequences if all women don't demand that blood test for ovarian cancer. That blood test that has a huge false positive rate and would create hell on earth if every woman demanded her doctor order it. OK, I will now step off of my soapbox. (Comment this)

Written by: Renee at 2006/02/28 - 16:07:47
6 - AP...Breast Cancer Lady resigns after Strip Club Incident
Barbie Nix, better known as the walking breast cancer lady, resigned today as a spokeswoman for breast cancer after being photographed pole dancing in a strip club outside Gary Indiana.
"I am completely innocent," Barbie told reporters. "I thought it was a gym and I was only working out."
Thousands of breast cancer survivors expressed their outrage by burning the breast cancer lady in effigy.
"She has made a mockery of us," one tearful woman stated as she lit the torch under another walking breast cancer lady doll.
Worldwide, the walking breast cancer lady has generated $27.37 for the cure. (Comment this)

Written by: J at 2006/02/28 - 20:42:41
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