World Thinking Day
Today my girl scouts will celebrate World Thinking Day. This is the time when girl scouts all over the world learn about their sisters in girl scouting and learn that girl scouting is a world-wide movement. This is the time when leaders all over the globe scratch their heads and wonder how they got suckered into being a leader in the first place.
What makes this day even better is I am hosting a Thinking Day event for over 100 girl scouts! So today, while all of you are sitting at home watching spring training baseball games or Lifetime movies or just taking a moment to enjoy the peace of a Sunday afternoon, I will be spending the entire afternoon blowing a whistle every fifteen minutes and shouting "next country please." The only real justice is I have roped Kiki into doing this with me, so at least I won't be alone!
So gobble your Sunday morning pancakes at leisure. Read the Sunday comics on the toilet, while eliminating your Sunday pancakes. Enjoy your day as I groom the youth of America, systematically warping them with my twisted world view. Maybe I'll come back tomorrow with some really good stories. Or maybe you'll be reading about it in USA Today tomorrow.....Crazed Girl Scout Leader Opens Fire at Thinking Day Event With Potato Gun!!
Better you than me.
Time for pancakes. (Comment this)
So when do you celebrate World Breathing Day? This is the time when girl scout leaders all over the world learn that scouting is sucking the very life's breath out of them. (Comment this)